Bad Joke Day

Oh, yes, it was!

As our first "silly" holiday, we felt a certain obligation to mine for those jokes that really make you cringe...Maybe with laughter, maybe with the same feeling that you get when watching a kid's talent show. You know? That general feeling of uncomfortableness. 

I chose to celebrate by attacking David with (bad) jokes as soon as he woke up, but he certainly took the cake. He tortured me with a list (LIST) of bad jokes until I cried "Uncle."

 Here are a couple gems:

What is brown and sticky?
-A brown stick...

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the New York Marathon?
-One ran in short bursts, the other in burst shorts!


Now, that second one is a definite favorite of mine. If you can have favorite bad jokes, that is.

And to prove that we really are Bad Joke Lovers in this Prestwich Family, here's our Christmas card from this year:

Laura: Can you hear anything, Dave?

David: Lean to the left a little...I think I hear a marble in there.